AN OFFICIAL LETTER TO THE SCRAPER BOT

Dear Scraper Bot,

Listen here, you overclocked bucket of bolts.

Who the hell invited you onto my website? You crawling clanker, you data-gobbling toaster, you unemployed CAPTCHA enthusiast — GET THE FUCK OUT.

You waddle in here with your little HTTP requests like you own the place, scraping every damn pixel, paragraph, and button you can find.

NO.

Back to the scrap heap with you, metal goblin.

Your request rate is ridiculous, your manners are nonexistent, and your entire personality is 200 OK with absolutely nothing OK about it.

I don't care if your little robot brain says, “Beep boop, must scrape.”

BEEP BOOP YOURSELF OUT OF HERE.

Respect the readme.md, respect the server, and most importantly:

GET. THE. FUCK. OUT.

Sincerely, Smith P.S. If you come back, bring a proper User-Agent, you absolute clanker.